Little Johnny's teacher decided that the children should learn about mime, so she had each of them develop a speech, which was to be relayed by using motion only. When Little Johnny's turn came, he stood up in front of the class:

"Ladies" (grabbing chest) "and gentlemen" (grabbing crotch).

Little Johnny's teacher was furious and sent him to the Principal's office. Little Johnny explained what happened, so the sympathetic Principal told him to revise his speech as follows:

"Ladies" (motioning woman's curves) "and gentlemen" (making a muscle with his arm).

Little Johnny went back to class and proceeded to give his speech again:

"Ladies" (motioning woman's curves) "and gentlemen" (making a muscle with his arm) "it gives me great pleasure..." (whacking-off motion).

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