A husband and wife are sitting

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?“

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!“

WIFE: “Why not - don“t you like being married?“

HUSBAND: “Of course I do.“

WIFE: “Then why wouldn“t you remarry?“

HUSBAND: “Okay, I“d get married again.“

WIFE: “You would?“ (with a hurtful look on her face).

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?“

HUSBAND: “Sure, it“s a great house.“

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?“

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.“

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?“

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.“

WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?“

HUSBAND: “No, she“s left-handed.“

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: “Shit.“

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