1 SARDAR ki MAA ki TABIYAT kharab thi,
Jab HOSPITAL le gya to DOCTOR ne bola ke in ka TEST hoga,
SARDAR bola: inki age zyada hai,
TEST nahi,
ONE-DAY karwa lo..




A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Sardar replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the
bell but no one comes out



Sardar falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."



Sadar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye?
Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka
Sardar: 60 p mein dega?
Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega.
sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!!



Sardaar is sleeping in his room with his sexy wife.....


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What r u scrolling down for? Let him sleep with his wife . U pl mind your own business!




Sardar is very frustated with the jokes made on him. So he went to his wife & said,"Mujhe kuch aisa suna jis mein main involve nahi hoon."

She replied," I am pregnant"





Ek din sardar sher ka shikar karne jaraha tha aur darwaze ke paas jakar rukjata hai.
uski patni poochti hai k aap kahan jarahe ho??
to sardar kahne laga mai sher ka shikar karne jaraha hoon.
phir patni poochti hai aap darwazr par kyun khade hai?
sardarji kahte hai darwaze ke bahar kutta hai.

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