There was this Sardarjee from Jallundhar who comes to Delhi to work in a call center. Once,while walking thru the crowded streets of Paharganj,a street dog starts chasing him--so he gives that dog a big kick and the dog gets flung into the air and lands,stunned, on his back. Immediately,the Sardarjee rushes to him and devoutly touches his hind legs and then touches his (own) fore head.Then the poor dog gets up and starts limping away--so the Sardarjee again gives him a solid kick, sending him again flying into the air.Again the stunned dog lands on his back and again the Sardarjee devoutly touches his hind legs and then touches his (own) fore head.Again the poor dog gets up and again the sequence is repeated.
A curious onlooker can't stand it anymore and asks the Sardarjee why he did what he did----so the Sardarjee told him:When that bloody dog chased him he kicked him,but when the dog landed on his back he was 'ulta' and the 'ulta' of dog is 'God'--so he touched his holy hind legs!

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