A begger meets another begger, a software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask same question(Q) to each other. What is the Q???

Socho socho ..
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So, which platform are u working on

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Luv and Kush are passing thru a jungle and there is an open well in their path.
Luv falls in the well.. Why?
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Socho socho ..
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Becoz Luv (Love) is blind .

Now Kush also jumps inside.. why?

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Becoz, Luv ke liye kuch bhi karega !!


Q:Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi – Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go' .

Q:Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh
bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha.


Q:Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus
stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!



Q:Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha



Q; Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
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becoz, pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

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