A girl asks Little Johny to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Little Johny is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps Little Johny for about
half an hour. He tells Little Johny everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks Little Johny how many condoms he'd
like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. Little Johny insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, Little Johny shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents!
Come on in!" Little Johny goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. Little Johny quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and Little Johny is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from Little Johny.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to Little Johny,
"I had no idea you were this religious."

Little Johny turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

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