teacher:johnny,give me a sentence starting with "I"
johnny:"I" is.....
teacher:no,little johnny always say "I am"
johnny:all right,"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"

teacher:are you chewing gum?
johnny:no,i'm little johnny

teacher:didn't you promise to behave?
teacher:and didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?
johnny:yes sir but since i didn't keep my promise you don't have to keep yours

johnny:teacher,would you punish me for something i didn't do?
teacher:of course not
johnny:good,because i didn't do my homework

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