Little Johnny was sitting in class and started waving his arm saying, "Teacher! Teacher! I have to go pee!"
The teacher called Johnny to her desk and said, "Now Johnny, in this class we use proper wording, the correct word is urinate. You may go to the bathroom, but when you come back I want you to give me a sentence using the word urinate."
So Johnny goes down the hall to the bathroom and when he comes back the teacher says, "O.K. Johnny, I want to hear your sentence now"
Little Johnny says, "O.K., here goes — 'you are an eight, but you'd be a ten if your tits were bigger....'"!!!!

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