Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his
mother. They go to the
elephant
exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is
taking a leak. Johnny points to the
pachyderm`s privates and says,
"Mommy, what`s that?" Mommy, seeing the huge
penis, turns bright red
and
says,
"Oh, that`s nothing. Never mind. Come along
now."
A few weeks later, Johnny is at the zoo with
his father. Johnny grabs
his
dad by the hand, and pulls him over the
elephants, saying he has a
question.
Once there, Johnny points to the elephant`s
penis and says,
"Daddy, what`s that?" Dad replies, "Didn`t
your mother tell you?"
"Yes, she told me it was nothing."
"Well, That's true. That's nothing for your
mother."

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