What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A failure!

What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
You would miss most of the film!

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!

What's big, grey and flies straight up?
An elecopter!

What's big and grey and red?
A sunburnt elephant!

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
An elephant holding its breath!

What do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet!

What did the hunter say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
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Look, a herd of elephants is coming over the hill


What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
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Yayayooyoayoyoyaoyoayo

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