Banta & Santa go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.
After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. Banta turns to Santa and says,

"You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

"No way," says Santa. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," says Banta. "Just hurry!"

Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of Santa. Exasperated and starving, Banta digs into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, Santa pops out from behind a rock and yells,

"THATS IT!!! I knew I'm not going!"

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