Suzie and Little johnny had a the morning..

Suzie woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to Little johnny.

"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place," she began. "The big ones went for a 10 and the thick ones went for 20."

"How about the ones like mine?" asked Little Johnny.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.

"I had a dream too," started LJ.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"

"And how much for the ones like mine?" she enquired.

"That's where they held the auction," he replied...xD

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